by siktrik January 10, 2022

In it's modern incarnation, the Tuscaloosa Triple Play is nothing more than a good night with a lady, giving it to her in all three holes, hence the "triple play". This speaks to the standard of mediocrity strived for by the current generation; nobody wants to work for anything anymore and do it right. If they can't do something, they merely change the requirements to something more attainable and celebrate that in triumph. It's the "everybody gets a ribbon" generation. For those looking to turn the original Tuscaloosa Triple Play, they'll have their work cut out for them. It's still dipping your wick in three different orifices, giver's choice, but on three different targets: Woman, Man, and Animal. Only the brave save the oral for the animal.
I went to see my friend the other day and his mom stopped by with the cutest little basset hound that was giving me the eyes. When all was said and done I had turned a Tuscaloosa Triple Play
by dmacrae80 February 28, 2013

Dude from the X side: I've played these games before! I said I played these games before. I knew about the first games because I've already done it!
by SeongGiSangWoo22 February 2, 2025

by Curcucucucucucucucu February 13, 2018

Yo I’ve been playing guild wars for three hours and now I’m all hot and my veins are sunken in. I think I might die.
by Crypt999 August 28, 2022

The act of letting your partner pour a bucket of super glue over your body and letting it dry, usually done on a soft surface such as a bed. The super glue crust will be worn until one's partner allows the crust to be removed. This practice is most popular in Seattle.
by skatingbudgie February 24, 2025

If someone is trying to make you feel sorry for them, especially with the intentions of getting something from you, they are “playing with your heart strings”.
My buddy must be broke again; he called me “playing on my heart strings”. That’s his favorite way to get money without even asking.
by MachTool October 4, 2022
