Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Play football

In Madden, punting or kicking on 4th down instead of running a normal play to get the first down.

"This game is too close, I gotta play football"

by darthgaber66 June 16, 2025

Fag aka acting or playing gay

When you playing so trash at the game madden,2k, and fortnite. So if you dribbling for the whole 24 second then pass to a team mate so they can get the violation “cough cough” JAMO. Also when you do spin dunks the whole game and get bailed out “cough cough” des.

Yo Des and Jamo stop being a Fag aka acting or playing gay.

by Official_Akeem_ June 26, 2021

Play titty

Holding your cards close to your chest to keep others from seeing them.

Play titty with your cards so that your brother won't see them.

by Blue wiggle December 30, 2017

go play outside

The sentence that comes from Mom's mouth the second she sees you having played video games for too long

Older video games like "Ultima VI: The False Prophet" (1990) originally had concise (short) durations due to technological limitations at the time, but they're now used by children to "survive" screen time limits on gaming imposed by their parents. Can't imagine Mom having said, "Go play outside," while they're still stuck in watching the cutscenes of modern-day AAA video games.

by Emotional Cruiser October 18, 2025

Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”

by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024

Play Multiblazer

Smoke marijuana; often said by kids trying to hide that they're smoking weed.

That kid: 'Let's skip to my ride - wanna hit the high score playing multiblazer?'
The other kid: 'You know I'm the pinball wizard. Hand me the flipper'

'I remember when we use to have spliff screen instead of needing a bong-line hookah to play multiblazer'

by RevDLock January 17, 2018