Pants Crouton

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.

Man, I need to get better toilet paper, I keep getting pants croutons.

by Joke65 October 11, 2015

Apology Pants Time

When you have messed up really bad and your boyfriend/girlfriend is to the point of something drastic. Such as breaking up. Time to step it up, asshole and put on the pants.

Person: I messed up big time. My girlfriend is going to be so upset. I think she is going to break up with me!
Person 2: You know what time it is then
Person 1: No, What?!
Person 2: It's Apology Pants Time!

by Jenasis December 21, 2018

in my pants

Black Vulcan's catchphrase.

Pure electricity... in my pants.

by IDONTMIND August 24, 2019

pants guy

A guy by the name of bubba that does not own a pair of short. Some say if you walk in to his house he has over 80 pairs of pants but no shorts.

A pants guy wearing pants in situations where shorts should be worn

by D Chosen 1 August 28, 2017

ms. pants

A girl who has a heart of gold but is mentally unstable, crazy, but adorable all at the same time.

Wow! Tiffany is really acting like ms. Pants right now!

by papa o rielly July 18, 2016

nicey-pants

a girl who is so nice that a guy will easily walk all over her, but then feel awful about it

a naive, sheltered college freshman girl
"she is a little-miss-nicey-pants"

by mnp123 July 1, 2009

Elephant Pants

That mean girl in high school who discovered crystals. She thinks she is an “empath” because she felt bad for another human being. One time. Probably has an arrow/dream catcher/elephant tattoo. Aspires to go to Thailand one day.

Brody’s girlfriend is a total elephant pants, she finds meaning to life by sharing inspirational quotes on instagram.

by BAH549 June 24, 2019