hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep

you are such a hair wanker

by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017

Hacking hair

A hair from a vagina stuck in your throat after oral sex.

I hacked for several minutes to get that hacking hair out of the back of my throat.

by Kevinburger July 23, 2021

tuckle hair

Toe knuckle hair

Bro that’s some nasty tuckle hair

by Butterthot December 01, 2019

Hair box

Hair box (n)- Female genitalia, specifically the labia majora. Analogous to “fur burger” or “beaver”. A term generally applied to the private regions of the female anatomy but often with regards to a particularly strong presence of pubic hair.

Nothing turns me of like burrying my face in a woman’s hair box.

by Craig’s Fist November 21, 2017

Hair Sex

When someone touches your hair vigorously and or plays with it such as stroking it back in fourth. Another type of hair sex is when someone "boops" your hair or plays with your ponytail or bun.

In school today Nathan provided me with hair sex; now, my hair is screwed up.

by Thenerdykitkat February 09, 2017

Hair Sissy

One whom simply cannot bare the very thought of tangled, messy, or even slightly unkempt hair.

Stop threatening me with a hair-cut! You're being such a hair sissy about this!

by Lieutenant Salt March 20, 2019

gozling hair

gozling hair is when a man has really thin and fine hair ,usally fair and sticking up,and is accompanied with greasy shiny skin,He also probably wears a weather beaten wax jacket!!!!!!!

Look at him over there with gozling hair the suns shining right through it,silly thin haired cunt, whats he doing sunbathing in a wax jacket?EERRUGGH!

by Si22 October 03, 2006