Milk

What my dad left to get 10 years ago

Hey son I’m going to get milk
dad no please
Dad leaves

by wholeftme10yesago January 24, 2020

dad with milk

This word is a fragment of your imagination.
This will never happen unless you're an absolute chad.

"I finally got dad with milk!"

"No you didn't! Dad with milk doesn't exist!"

by amogusdisorderguy July 4, 2022

milking it

when someone carries on the joke for too long

guy 1: *sends ugly photo of friend* lol look at this
guy 2: bro you’ve sent that to me a million times, stop fucking milking it frankie

by adamcropp June 24, 2022

Milk phone

When your phone battery gets down to 1% or 2%

Yeah buddy I'll give you a buzz here shortly.

You won't get ahold of me if I don't find a charger... I got that milk phone!

by Maxwell65 June 3, 2019

the milk gamble

When you get up in the morning for a bowl of cereal and there's almost no milk but there might be enough so you take the gamble. This can also happen with tea. If there's only a few drops left, you can take the milk gamble.

"Damn it we're almost empty. C'mon I don't want dry cereal." *poors milk* "Yes! Won the milk gamble again!"

by annnnonnnnymous August 26, 2011

Milk

A term used by minorities, though generally black people, to refer to white women

Marisa Tomei is premium milk

by by14 December 18, 2021

milk douche

When you’re drinking milk, you laugh and then it comes out your nose.

Last night Ried milk douched 2 times.

by Stinky1995 October 24, 2017