Jack Shit

Term used to describe the act of spanking the monkey while taking a dump.

I got really bored yesterday, so I did a Jack Shit in the bathroom

by the dirty liberal November 27, 2009

jack swaggered

being jack swaggered is to be very drunk on alcohol. the effects of other drugs do not count.

Fishy: "i am defo Jack Swaggered"
Other person: "No you are blates drunk mate"
Fishy: "yeah. So i am Jack Swaggered 2K9"
Other person: "you are a drunken bellsniff mate"

by RJ2009 March 28, 2009

slap jack

After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.

Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!

by Ichi Crowtch January 16, 2008

Jack Army

Followers of Swansea City Football Club.

The Jack Army represents the contingent who rarely actually make it to games having either got too drunk, been beaten up by rival supporters, been arrested or all of the above.

When they do make it to games they chant the 2 words 'Jack Army' repeatedly from the terraces in order to assure temselves of their identity

From the terrace
"Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, oooooooohhhhhh, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Jack Army, Aaaaaaaaaaaaa, Jack Army, Jack Army"

by Jules W December 17, 2008

jack turton

A boy who loves a girl v much oofoofoof pure love
also likes pew pew games
Says LUL way too much
Also likes to abuse whatever power he has

Stop Abusing Jack Turton!

by Lockstrq January 17, 2018

Jack McBride

The world's sweatiest clash royale player and the world's sorest mobile loser no cap.
plays Fortnite occasionally for "fun" but sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant.

lmao i just clapped a Jack McBride

by dropshot_ash May 8, 2019

jack clutter

he sucks at soccer and is a dumbass and is mean to me

jack clutter is a bootyhole and a hoe

by hi 👁👄👁 August 25, 2019