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I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012
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When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
by MK Dicky May 17, 2021
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(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.
by Sexydimma February 6, 2014
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Bush

to bush is to bomb the shit out of something. Most commonly two buildings parallel to each other.
dude, you totally bushed that date
by slaptackle February 21, 2017
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Easter Bush

When it’s Easter Sunday, and you take the grass filling and the golden egg out of the basket and put it on your vagina, and wam! Now you have a beautiful colorful Easter bush
My bright rainbow Easter bush was coming out of my panties
by Easter Bush April 5, 2021
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Mr. bush

Mr.bush is the best band teacher ever! He inspires me to commit every breath I take in that class to my instrument! He’s the best teacher ever and an even better friend! So when I need someone to talk to in band he’s my go to option!
Mr. bush is the Mr.bush the best band teacher ever!
by @SHINOBU October 28, 2025
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George Bushing

Collecting Images of George Bush, typically for personal use.
"Gerald has been George Bushing a lot"
by Loophole224 May 16, 2023
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