hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair

person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro

by archielmao February 8, 2021

Hair cheek

Stupid hore's who need to get a life.

Those hair cheeks have been with a lot of people.

by BlockRoastsPeople February 20, 2021

hair-biter

Where you have a man/women bite your pubis hair off

chad: I got a hair-biter from Ashley last night
kevin: did it hurt

chad: fuck yes it did

by leorocker81 February 21, 2021

Burning Hair

To have sex with

Am I'm still gonna be able to burn hair after this procedure?

What were you doing in the back seat?

Man you know, burning hair!

by f1m03 February 22, 2021

Pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs is the green little leave things on top of a pineapple. creds to Anix for making this word.

Anix: time to make the little green things on the pineapple top.
Me: HUH you should have a better explanation.
Anix: i know!! PINEAPPLE HAIRS!!!

by McDonald’s.my.love March 9, 2021

Cunt hair

Unit of measurement, approximately 3 millimetres, the average thickness of an adult female pubic hair, unless that female is my ex girlfriend Susan, who had very thick pubes

That picture on the wall is crooked, move it a cunt hair to the left

by brytor March 16, 2021

National grab hair day

Touch anyone’s hair you would like. It won’t be weird since it’s national grab hair day!! National grab hair day starts on 22nd March, so be ready!! :)

Your hair is very nice!! *grabs hair* oops byeee!! National grab hair day

by Joes hair March 20, 2021