Pulling the douche cord

Like pulling the ejector seat, only for a douche.

That dude is so stupid. I think we should be pulling the douche cord.

by roxyboboxy December 16, 2011

Satchelle de douche

More upscale version of douche bag or satchel de douche

Oui, oui that Francois is a real satchelle de douche

by TMoneyID February 21, 2011

Muscular Douche-trophy

When a formerly sweet and slightly chubby guy gains a little muscle and turns into a total womanizing douche.

"Man, Ben used to be such a sweet guy."
"Yeah but then he got ripped and he's a total asshole."
"Definitely a case of Muscular Douche-trophy."

by TheLassJessie July 14, 2018

charizard douche nozzle

in insult for people who are cocky nerds who act condescending when you don't know something or don't understand something right away.

John: I don't get it.
Ed: Geez, it deals with limits. Duh!
John: You're such a Charizard douche nozzle!
Ed: What?
John: You don't know?! Gosh you're dumb!

by jigglypuffer:) December 2, 2010

Douche Bag Darrell

Somebody who you think is a complete moron, doesn't think before they act or does stupid/funny shit; just retarded.

Scott is such a Douche Bag Darrell, i cant believe he did that in class yesterday.

by Ja-jay1904 May 18, 2007

Douche Bag Parasite

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.

Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"

by MissDoll February 11, 2010

douche-cock-bastard

A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.

That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!

by chrislamma April 3, 2009