David

Hey that's me! That's my name!

Hello my name is David

by CoffeeShower November 23, 2021

David Sirna

One who does nothing but bums all day, and one who achieves absolutely nothing and is praised for it.

Wow look at that David Sirna.

I wish i was a David Sirna!!

by bummlife May 7, 2011

David Sosa

A Peruvian man who has an addiction to the Wii U, more specifically Nintendo TVii. Also known as the "code deleter".

David Sosa try not to say vino challenge: failed

by funnyinternetuser927 May 29, 2023

David

A big fat guy with a very small penis with no bitches has no friends and is a pundare. Sometimes he maybe go out once to get mcdondalds bc he is very fat. he is very gay and goes to school fat with same clothces evry day he also plays fortnite everyday

hey david ur gay as fuck

by pizzabagaren163 October 7, 2020

David

David is a tall funny kid with brown eyes, he’s a cute brown down that looks like a edgar when he gets a haircut but he’s a amazing best friends i’m thankful i have a david in my life.

Wow look it’s my bestfriend david

by Brace._.facequeen December 27, 2022

David Bawi

A man with a flat ass and a stanky ass dick that smells like rotten mozzarella and molded chicken livers. His favorite pastime is eating belly button fuzz and ingesting methamphetamines with a hint of heroin.

I though David Bawi was a singer? No thats David Bowie you dumb cunt licker.

by Legene July 29, 2019

Pull a David

When someone accosts a neighbour for cooking purposes at unreasonable hours

Old mate across the road had to pull a David and tried to get potatoes off me at 3am.

by Golp June 12, 2018