MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.

I cast mend butt crack!

by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024

Crack taco

The state of recovery after a long weekend of gay bars and unlocked doors, and pool
parties.

I am a total Crack taco after Palm Springs Pride.

by NopeNah November 7, 2019

Big craigs crack dealership

yeh i thought it was a pretty good definition ive also been saying yes to all your definitions they are pretty good ngl

yo have you heard of Big craigs crack dealership
yeah they are pretty good at definitions

by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020

cracks

funny eragatory slur directed at white people

variation of "cracker" or "cracka"

can be used either plural or singular

Damn cracks are stealing immigrant jobs

by thewellhungjohnson August 13, 2010

Crack-lit

A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget

Hey, look at that dumb crack-lit lets break his legs

by Matt stoney October 19, 2022

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights

British name for chips

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023

cracking the whip

When you accidentally drop the charging part or, micro usb-b connector for your phone charger, possibly damaging the charger and wire if dropped hard enough.

Bro 1: What happened to your charger?

Bro 2: I cracking the whip so many times on it that it broke.

by lionlionlion April 25, 2020