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I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012
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When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
by MK Dicky May 17, 2021
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Bush Camping

Person 1: Where are you?
Person 2: I'm bush camping in Salty, will meet up at Dusty.
Person 1: (Leaves Game)
by FAMLIT PERSON June 5, 2018
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Beating around the bush

When pubic hair is surrounding the penis but you continue to masterbait. This is most common when a man is procrastinating.
Hey stepbro will you stop beating around the bush and get me out out of the laundry machine!
by The mightiest orange chicken. October 11, 2020
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bush hunter

Any man (or woman) actively seeking sex with a female partner.
John: "Did you hear that Rick got laid last night?"
Steve: "No way!"
John: "Yeah. The guy was a total bush hunter at the party last night."
by lsc9x August 22, 2011
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Bush Fire

When two lesbians scissor them selves so fast that the friction creates a fire with their pubes.
Lesbian 1: Oh shit we're going to fast
Lesbian 2: Oh fuck we're going to start a bush fire
by Dark Chocolat November 6, 2020
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Bush Bitches

Jealous Women who think when their guy goes outside to take a leak there are women waiting in the bushes for them, often to do sexual favors.
Woman > "Where are you going?"
Guy > "Outside to take a leak..."
Woman > "-must have a BUSH BITCH waiting for you; bastard, BUSH BITCHES can have you, I'm locking the door!!"
by Quillans November 20, 2022
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