Poker boner

When you win a lot of money at once (not necessarily in poker) and you get excited, you get a poker boner.

Did you see his poker boner!

I can't believe everyone got a poker boner but me.
Holy shit! I have a poker boner

by Charlushka July 4, 2016

worry boner

(noun): a compelling worry

I'm not having a hate boner; I'm just having a worry boner, ok?

by hahaimdumbwhocares April 20, 2023

mutual boner

Is when you give dick to a girl you dont care about but feel like she needs to get piped

I gave that give a mutual boner because she was lonely

by Mehfuck September 29, 2018

Cheek Boner

The act of being high and extremely happy at the same time, such as when the person is always smiling. The cheek muscles are superbly exposed at this time.

Narsqeeza: Oi man I'm soo high
Daquaen: You've got such a cheek boner right now

by StudBagel March 20, 2017

Two Boner

two things happening at once, getting two of something, etc

can be used in many word classifications (verb, noun, etc)

Example 1:
*Person A: Just sank two pool balls
Person A: Yo that's a two boner!
Person B: Hell yeah dawg, you just two bonered me!

by peachprincepop11 July 27, 2024

Boner buzzkill

Anything which causes your boner to shrink.

I was in my room just starting a good wank. Whi my sister walked in and said:,"dinner's ready!' talk about a. Boner buzzkill!

by 4realazitgits April 12, 2021

anticipatory boner

Popping wood when thinking about an impending occasion where you're guaranteed to get ass. It can range anywhere from a semi to a full on rager, often depending on how hot the girl is and how close you are to go time.

I got an anticipatory boner when thinking about how I'm going to smash that girl on Saturday night.

by Devveyovich June 3, 2016