monkey on my back

dealing with a drug problem

"i'm trying to kick this drug habit but there's a monkey on my back"

by bigronnis December 12, 2016

back porch crazy

When the crazy you are seeing/dating/fucking stalks you to point that he/she is standing on your back porch "to talk".

Man, I had back porch crazy at my place, wanting to talk about our future. I was freakin' out and hid the bunny.

by TheTruthandWisdom January 21, 2017

holla back girl

A girl who in another language can be defied as a hoodrat, i.e. a woman who will be at the beck and call of a man or another woman for the purpose of sexual intercourse or another form of sexual gratification.
In spanish: "Piruja" or "Trampa".
see also Ice Cube: "Thats the kind of B*#^H you can call at 2 in the mornin..."

El Smiley hooked up with this little hoodrat from Cudahy. He calls her everytime he wants some. She's his holla back girl.
or-
"Hey baby. I can't stay all night. I'll holla back when I get a chance."

by Oso 213 September 22, 2005

Back Door Herbie

To bang some chick in the ass without her permission with at least a seven inch cock

Hey Jamal, that Ho wouldn't suck my dick so I gave her a Back Door Herbie

by groovin gato February 22, 2007

Cincinnati Blow Back

When you shit into someones mouth and they try to blow it back up the persons poop tube

Joan was overcome with joy that Steve didn't miss a drop when giving her a Cincinnati Blow Back.

by GRIM_CARNAGE April 13, 2009

wet back platter

A sex act performed amongst the geriatric. During coitus the contents of one partners colostomy sack is emptied onto the back of the other partner. At that point the consumption of said contents is optional. Makes for a fine rainy day past-time. The derivation of the term is credited to two drunk idiots at Monty's Crown in Rochester, NY.

Following the early bird special at Dales Rib Haus, and copious ingestion of ex-lax, Edna and I adjurned to the bungalow for a night rife with passion and all you can eat wet back platters.

by the murr/the kilt October 6, 2004

Licking back

Another word for eating.

Damn I was licking back that kitkat you bought me

by xxmelonheadman October 24, 2016