agricultural american

An individual working in the agricultural/livestock industry, such as a farmer or rancher; the offspring/immediate family of such; a politically-correct term for 'redneck'.

Dude 1: Damn, son, that new girlfriend of yours really likes diesel trucks, eh?

Dude 2: Yeah, she's a real Agricultural American

by FriendOrFlake April 2, 2017

American Slav

American Slav: A person who identifies as both American and Russian or “Soviet”.

You’re an American Slav.

by yeetoskeetobaby November 21, 2021

American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)

Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.

by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023

American drycorn infiltration Explosion

This is when you take a high powered vacuum cleaner and fill it with small bits of corn and put it on blow with the end of it in a complete strangers butthole. The is either a complete explosion of the hosts body or it come out the other end, if it comes out the other end you must eat or drink it, depends on the form.

Chad: Susan is gonna let me try the American drycorn infiltration explosion on her!!
John: lucky

by American bartender 25 June 30, 2018

Natural-Born American Citizen

I was born here. My mother and father were born here. My grandmother and grandfather were born here. My great-grandparents were born here.

Hym "I am a Natural-Born American Citizen. Elon is a mentally retarded South African. Deport him immediately. Send him back to Africa now."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2025

elf bar american gothic

that emma chamberlain sadness in the eyes but gay and more lesbian than billie eilish

he got that sadness in his eyes u only see in elf bar american gothic gay porn

by busybrat July 6, 2024

American boy

An American guy in the US who acts like a boy by thinking just because he has the freedom of speech. He can act like a jerk. But, when a guy tries to fight him, or stand up for himself. He calls him a bitch. If a girl got disrespected, hit, or raped by a guy. Other guys would had beat him up, or killed him. The American guy is a bitch ass pussy who’s not man enough to get treated like a criminal when he’s guilty, and don’t want to get beat up by a guy over a guy when he deserves it. This makes the American guy looks like a bully, and a coward.

James: (talk shit to Michael).
Michael: Hey, come outside.
James: you a bitch!
Michael: Your a bitch ass, pussy ass idiot! American boy!
James: (didn’t fight Michael).

by LinkxPeach March 8, 2022