Solar Douche Darkus

Any most evil, undignified, cruel, perverted, sickening, piece of human pile to exist in our time and space continuum.

Based on Solaras Darkony (2010-2099)
Man 1: Aye, did you fuck Candy last nite?

Man 2: Naw She wouldn't fuck so i raped her in da ass then licked the blood out her asshole

Man 1: Gross dats so Solar Douche Darkus
by R Crumb March 11, 2010
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Douche-year old

When a douche nozzle/bag is throwing a tantrum.
This douche nozzle was such a whining, complaining brat over the smallest occurrences. He was acting like a douche-year old.
by 4RealBiitCH September 03, 2018
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sir douche nozzle

1.A person who usually has slight authority or seniority to others around them and tells others what to do in a dicky way.

2. Bosses people around with a negative attitude while looking down to them.
You would never believe what Sir douche nozzle just told me to do, Who's that? Steven after his promotion
by medicineballer April 07, 2017
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charizard douche nozzle

in insult for people who are cocky nerds who act condescending when you don't know something or don't understand something right away.
John: I don't get it.
Ed: Geez, it deals with limits. Duh!
John: You're such a Charizard douche nozzle!
Ed: What?
John: You don't know?! Gosh you're dumb!
by jigglypuffer:) December 01, 2010
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Douche Bag Darrell

Somebody who you think is a complete moron, doesn't think before they act or does stupid/funny shit; just retarded.
Scott is such a Douche Bag Darrell, i cant believe he did that in class yesterday.
by Ja-jay1904 May 05, 2007
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Douche Bag Parasite

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.
Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"
by MissDoll February 11, 2010
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douche-cock-bastard

A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.
That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!
by chrislamma November 24, 2008
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