U up?

A text you receive between the hours of 12 and 4 am from somebody that’s been ghosting you all day; initiating that they’d like to talk to you and want you to come over.

They will continue to ghost you after they get what they want.

“Yeah he sent me a ‘u up?’ text last night but I ignored it”

Or

“I caved. He sent me a ‘u up?’ text and I just had to go see him one more time. He hasn’t spoken to me since.”

by MachuPicchu1232 January 7, 2024

No u

An urge to sleep with the person above you

Sam: shut up
Bob: no u
(Sam and bob fuck)

by Real person that is real May 23, 2020

U&GOLD

A pay channel that should not be premium that spams Only Fools and Horses every weekend.

Why is it called U&GOLD if it's not on U!?

by U&Channels December 11, 2024

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

Famous Jack Harlow song

Hey have you seen that new song "G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S"?
by Fergie?
No, by Jack Harlow

by SlappyTheSalmon December 12, 2023

no u

the best comeback to any roast attempt

guy 1: your mom of homo gay
guy 2: no u
guy 1: oh shit nibber

by yourmomofhomogay January 29, 2018

Michael U.

A sweet, funny boy, who any girl would be lucky to be with. You will fall for him the second you see him, and you’ll be lucky to get him. You will wait for a long time and watch him pass through crushes rather fast, but if it’s you, he does the most sweet, loving gestures to tell you, and let you know how much he thinks about you. After a lot of waiting, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you, and it will be like a fairy tale come to life. He has and amazing sense of humor, and he can make you laugh forever. He doesn’t know how amazing he is, and he can put himself down a lot. He won’t except compliments, he isn’t very confident, but he is amazing, and he should know that. He will rock your world and change you for good. Be friends with him, talk to him, and you can help him see how great he is, and how much he means to so many people. After talking to him, and being there for him, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you.

Michael U. Is the most amazing person ever, sweet, cute, and funny, and I hope someday he will love me as much as I love him.

by Anonymous Person Asked Me How February 10, 2019

no u

the world most destructive comeback to any insult

you gey
no u

by oz_the_third December 10, 2018