High School

A place of hell and torture that teenagers are forced by law to attend five days per week. If you are ill and unable to attend, you will miss assloads of homework and you might want to commit ‘sewer slide’. If you fail a test or class, you will be mocked and bullied. Even though High School is one business week every week, you do not get paid, in fact you have to pay to attend.

Person A: “I’m so excited to attend high school next year!”

Person B: “You fucking moron.”

by gay.llama February 20, 2023

Fool School

An imagined place of education, where fools learn to hone their foolishness, interact with other fools, pick up imaginarry 'fool facts', and generally become the people they are.

" I don't care what they told ya in fool School, if you think you're gonna hang out the front of my place selling baggies, your gonna end up in the gutter in a world of pain"

"where did you learn that?... fool school?"

"Walking into that bar was like walking into the annual fool school re-union party"

"obviously you graduated fool school with honours"

by snaketattoo13 January 27, 2011

School poo

Taking a phat dump in the disgusting school toilets

Wanna launch some toilet paper into that cubicle, there's a year 7 having a school poo

Yo Jamie, you stink of shit, did you just have a school poo and not wipe properly

by Boswald Bosley March 11, 2019

chigwell school

A school full of wankers. miss bastard savage is known for getting up in your business tryna find out if your parents feed you or not. mr cunt sorry…. i mean mr punt was so weird. all the girls in year 11 are twats and there mums stink xoxo

me: i go chigwell school
friend: what a shitty school

by mynameislu January 9, 2023

school family

family but at school generally assigning random friends as your mom, dad, siblings, etc

"Yeah, John's part of my school family. He's the dad."

by stevonniemahniverse July 17, 2015

school twitter

a twitter stan twitter uses to keep their stan lives and personal lives separate

random person at school: what's your twitter?
me: (ohgodohgodohgodicantgivethemmystantwitter)
*gives them my school twitter*

by erinlovesolive February 18, 2018

school purge

On october 18 there will be the annual school purge make sure to being ur rulers and glue sticks its a fun time where everyone hits eachother with school supplies from a cello board to a chair to a crayon ur choice 😌

“ imma hit sammy with a ruler because tomorrow is school purge day”

by anonymouslibra1389 October 13, 2019