ur mom

ur moms very hot. very very very hot. can i get her number?

̈hey, can i see ur mom?"

or "ur mom "

by dontasklol23 February 28, 2022

“ur actually gonna piss me off”

when u try to hit bro nic and he said “no” so u gotta hit em wit the

“ur actually gonna piss me off” 🥸

me: “ur actually gonna piss me off”
bro: “YoUr ACutALly GoNNa PiSs mE OfF”

me: “ok bro”

by magnusdelta66 March 9, 2024

Ur

The beginning of the end

Billy:hey tommy, guess what
Tommy:what
Billy:ur-
Tommy's heart rate skyrocketed as he realized that Billy's is going to use the forbidden ultimate weapon

by ear_boot May 23, 2018

ur gran-poppy faggy

Worse Than Ur Mom Gay And Ur Dad Lesbian And Ur Granny Tranny

David says to Chris "Ur Mum Gay"
Chris Says To David "Ur Dad Lesbian"
David Says To Chris "Ur Granny Tranny"
'Chris's Face Turns Red And Then Says "ur gran-poppy faggy"
DAVID'S EARS EXPLODE THEN BLOOD STARTS DRIPPING LATER ON HE DIES

by xnah March 17, 2018

ur dope

your crazy, retarded, and plain old dumb

wtf women, ur dope

by Rahrah280000 October 17, 2010

ur mom

a hot person that will be there for you even when u are at your lowest. always asking how you're doing cuz she's a mum duh. don't ever disappoint a 'ur mom' or you'll be a disgrace to the MILF clan.

"ur mom's hot"
"ikr"
"she got the looks and the nice and warm heart too. definitely a 10 if u would ask me:3 "

by i like ur mom March 19, 2022

ur dad

a comeback for when someone says literally anything to you

CC; "Hey carol, what did u do last night?"
CC; "Ur dad"

by syndey12345 June 10, 2022