ur durb

slang for the urban dictionary

look it up on the ur durb

by joe barts biggest fans November 18, 2023

Ur Mom

Perfect come back and if anyone you don’t wanna hang out with asks you what your doing say this

A: Your the dummest person ever like nobody likes you

B: ur mom

A: uh—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: ur mom

A oh….. maybe another time! oh— uh- bye

by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 22, 2022

Ur mom

The hottest person out there

Bro ur mom is hot.

by Urdad😫 December 23, 2021

ur dad

gone

ur dad left to get some milk

by just_some_dude- September 18, 2023

ur mom

what a milf.

guy 1: wow bro! Ur mom is a milf !

guy 2: no, ur mom is.

by ilovedrewstarkey November 25, 2021

ur uncle a lesbo

An sinful word that can cause a mans penis to disappear without a trace. If said to a female it can cause enlongated testicles to grow in place of the clitoris.

John: your grandpap trap
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo

*johns penis evaporates*

by JOHN THE NIGGA March 14, 2018

ur mom

a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021