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Happy Fap

When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.
by EddieBrock5 October 5, 2023
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As Long As Your Happy Bro

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.
*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.
by supermaxwell99 November 25, 2024
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Happy

If I made better life choices I would be happy
by Trash 🐻 January 3, 2019
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Big man happy meal

Getting a blow job while eating McNuggets off your girls back
by Ifyoucantcuminhercumonher February 10, 2025
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Happy House

A house that's experienced many traumatic situations but on the outside world they're known as the Happy family or the "Happy House"
Many abusive families are known as happy houses.
by imtherealgoat February 23, 2024
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open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
by Sexydimma April 5, 2015
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Happy Saturday

When someone comes in your mouth and you spit it in their hair and rub it around.
"I was with Bella last night and she totally gave me a Happy Saturday"

"Nice bro"
by PicklePicker69 December 17, 2021
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