Beach Box Syndrome

When a girl is being a total bitch for no reason because she has sand in her vagina.

"So how was your first date last night?" "Man it was bad, she had a serious case of beach box syndrome."

by MatK January 9, 2014

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boxed like a fish

when sapnap exists you tell him he’s boxed like a fish, because he sucks

you’re bad? you’re dogwater? you’re freer than a costco sample? you’re boxed like a fish? you’re freer than a public bathroom? did i ask? any askers? from the makers of frozen 1 comes frozen 2?

by karl jacobs :) January 17, 2021

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cereal box French

A very shaky command of French, gained primarily from reading bilingual product labels in Canada. Comes from the common experience of reading cereal boxes during breakfast.

1. I would love to visit Quebec, but like most Albertans, I only know cereal box French.

2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?

Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.

3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.

by Janey Canuck July 13, 2012

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