Confiscate the moneys

The act of "nutting" or ejaculating in a victims eyes and then robbing them blind.

The name is a double-entendre as you literally are "confiscating" a person's money and because it was created by a jewish man named Kahn, who loved to steal shmeckels with his eye-nut technique. Because of Kahn, the name Kahnfiscate the moneys was popularized, sadly mistyping has changed history.

A very common sign of disrespect in the 17th century, however is now resurfacing due to its use in the chorus of the song "black beatles" by Rae Sremmurd.
Black beatles in the city, be back immediately, to confiscate the moneys.

Tim: yo, Kahn. Can you buy dinner?

Kahn: sure, I just confiscated the moneys from this thicc girl.
by Meatorino69 December 5, 2016
mugGet the Confiscate the moneysmug.

"Just Move" Money

Phrase applied to people who have the financial capacity to move away from most, if not all, major social issues while leaving everyone poorer than them to actually try and solve them, who then believe that every other human being on the planet has the same ability to "Just Move" away from whatever issue is making headlines at the time. Similar to "First World Problems".
Do you have "Just Move" Money?
- Excerpt from YouTube comment on Trump's Second Term: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
mugGet the "Just Move" Moneymug.

Money

Money is like men. They both come and go
by Kaio._.n November 5, 2023
mugGet the Moneymug.

Money humper

Someone that dedicates all his time, power and free time into work. Just to gain more and more money but then in the end never spend it. These people usually end up all alone and never get happy in life.
My son is such a money humper... i just wish he would find himself a good girl!
by txotumiii January 4, 2023
mugGet the Money humpermug.

jewish money

when u got like a fuck ton of money you think you're a zionist cooperation

im taking billions trillions and some millions
Guy: dang im fucking poor
Guy 2: cant relate i got way too much jewish money on me
by werykul November 23, 2024
mugGet the jewish moneymug.

money

“dammit louis, that bitch scammed me my money?! gave me a fake 20!”
“wake up to harry styles, listen to harry styles, cry to harry styles, cry while listening to harry styles, go to sleep to harry styles”
by 1-800-HARRYSWHORE November 6, 2021
mugGet the moneymug.

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