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Milk the cunt

To play the middle C. Usually uttered when a band wants to tune their instruments.
Saxophonist: Milk the cunt!
Pianist: *plays middle C*
Band: *all play middle C*
by Zipdox January 16, 2024
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reduced-fat milk

Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:

2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),

1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),

Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy --- often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock --- as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs), and

Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind).
Three even-more-austere examples of "less-than-whole cow-juice" are:

Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her),

Whey (where the gal allows lots of hugs and kisses, but does not let the guy touch her intimately, and

Plain water (where the gal lets the guy hold hands with her and maybe shares an occasional hug with him, but declines the more "lovey-dovey " gestures).

Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!
by QuacksO June 29, 2023
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Milk

(Dad) Man, Daughter can i squeeze the milk out of you?!

(Daughter) You mean calcium sauce, Right?
by Carl Wheezer's Croissant February 5, 2021
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Milk

by Fun-factz March 3, 2018
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Spilt Milk

To miss a persons mouth when cumming
These no point in crying over spilt milk. it will come back soon
by Chopper-san February 16, 2015
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Milk

Mother I'd like (to) kiss, the alternative of milf for when you don't want to have sex with the mother, you just want to kiss them
by the sussy baka imposter January 22, 2022
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milk bro

Any guy who has slept with the same girl you have also banged, is your milk brother.
-Is Juan banging Susana?
-Yeah. Didn't she use to date Pedro?
-That's right. They're milk bros now.
by GoldenWanker June 18, 2018
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