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Vet Brain

A blockage or complete loss of cognitive function when talking with other Vet-Tards, family or in general followed by a daisy chain of fucks and laughter, only to remember what you were trying to say hours, days, even weeks later.

Vet Brain= Vet-Tard

Vet Brain, peer pressuring, other vets to participate in high risk behavior with no regard to the consequences such as breaking and entering into the company office and drinking the chain of commands alcohol.

Vet Brain When you're in a complete clusterfuck and are having a good time, such as being in the field for a week while it rains, Chinese field daying, telling your chain of command "Fuck Off, send me to Iraq or Afghanistan." Being shot or blown up smiling.

Vet Brain the incapacitation of ones cognitive functions resulting from IED blasts, living in the barracks for to long, hanging around with other Vet Tards, getting NJP'd, deploying to Iraq or Afghanistan more than once, being in the infantry for too long.
Vet Brain- Defined as Josh Sheets V 2/8 posing with a rock on hand and arm signal, smiling after being shot by a Taliban Sniper.

Dom talking and forgetting midway what he was talking about.

Being overtly homoerotic
by Josie2/8 June 7, 2021
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Brain Sesh

When a group of boys and 1 girl engage in simultaneous oral sexual acts.
"we've already tried primate sex, why not join me for a brain sesh instead"
by MonkÌ June 8, 2021
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Brain

My brain is small but Justin Bieber's is smaller
by Griffin8R June 18, 2021
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Marble Brain

A close reference to "Waterhead" or "Smoothbrain". A "Marble Brain" is typically a just a stupid person with cognitive skills of elementary school kid. Every thought or response is simple & incoherent. Furthermore, it is believed a "Marble Brain" loses a single marble trying to repsond until all their marbles are gone. This is followed by rambling & annoying trailing sentences.
Wow, the retard with a hockey helmet and a bail bonds shirt looks like a Marble Brain.
by Greendukey June 18, 2021
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Yee-Haw Brain

noun

1. The state of lacking any critical thinking, or characterized by willful stupidity

2. A usually unintentional, intellectually dishonest person.

3. Someone who reads or listen to media without thinking about what's being said and automatically accepts it.
Person 1: "Did you know liking capitalism means you're racist? Socialism automatically rids of racism by default".

Person 2: "Uh no, an economic system does not suddenly make a culture or nation not racist yee-haw brain".

Person 1: "YOU'RE BRAINWASHED! FASCIST!"

Alex Jones: "LIBERALS! They're literal vampire demons sucking the blood of children."

Yee-Haw Brain: "YEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWW that's right!"
by ZRhasitforyou May 13, 2021
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Big Brain

A big brain is a person who is stupid and yet smart with their stupidity.
Look! Jeff just pulled a big brain by jumping out of a three-story window to beat his sister down the stairs.
by Big Brain Joe May 21, 2021
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Brain block

When one is lucid dreaming and your brain steps in and blocks it.
I was flying around and my brain blocked, so I woke up.
by Pavlovsdog May 29, 2021
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