Woodward Special

Dilly dally and overpay at the last minute

Person 1: are you planning to join us in Portugal this weekend? We want to plan our stay...
Person 2: I could book now, lock in my flights and help us plan the weekend better... but I am going to wait instead and get a Woodward special

by anony89mous September 1, 2020

this special friendship

The most adorable and heartwarming film in creation that soars above and beyond all others, especially those made during modern times. The movie is set in France and is progressive ahead of its time as it features a beautifully angelic and adorable school boy who attends an all boys school falls in love with one of the upper class men. Watch with subtitles if you don't already know the French language or bewhere missing the best part of the movie.

Person 1: Wanna go see a movie at the mall?

Me: nah I'm good. I'm all for staying home and watching This Special Friendship on my phone

Person 1: Tf is that, you loner?

Me: *sigh* not gunna bother to explain.

by Lenny_doesnt_care! June 17, 2018

extra special sorry

1. A terrified apology.

2. What you say when your gf/bf is furious and you've really f'd up.

I'm extra special sorry, please don't kill me and dance on my corpse!

I'm extra special sorry I was a lyin' cheatin' scumsucker all these years, dear.

by ergolynn February 20, 2010

The Captain’s Special

After completing “The Captain’s Surprise” the giver will unplug from the receiver and then use the captains hat to catch any lose shit protruding from the asshole of the receiver. Then, the giver will place the shit filled hat on the receiver while blowing a foghorn.

The Captain’s Special (verb) Jonathan’s hair was caked with shit after receiving “The Captains Special” from Gary. The captains special was a shitty experience.

by Jamsandwich1 June 13, 2023

Seattle Special

The act in which your partner, who isn't giving you a blow job, laughs whilst you're inside and simultaneously nose exhales and puffs your member out of thier mouth

"Aww dude he made me laugh so much during sex, I ended up giving him a Seattle Special

by BobangSupreme September 15, 2025

Painter's Special

A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.

I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".

by lowcountrygrits September 22, 2010

bennett special

The Bennett Special originated in Western Massachusetts from a young lad named Hunter. His rizz was so atrocious that it had been researched. It was given the name Bennett special. It is still unknown as to how the rizz would be preformed. All that is known is that Hunter may use the Bennett special, but it may never work.

Hunter did you try the Bennett Special? Yeah for some reason she didn't want to go in my closet.

by akkfsk sff January 22, 2024