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health nut

1) One who spends the majority of their weekly salary on expensive, media promoted, cardboard (liquid or solid state) that tastes like shit. 2) He who LOVES veggie dogs
Azns who drink Acai at 14 dollars a week rather than buying noodles or smelly phish. Clearly a health nut.
by c0ld_calculati0n April 3, 2009
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fuzz nuts

young male starting to grow fuzz on his nut sack
wow, Cesar, you got some fuzz on does nuts. Man I wish I had some Fuzz nuts like that
by Jimboner April 14, 2005
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Nut Transcendence

The ultimate in male orgasm. Nut Transcendence is differentiated by normal orgasms due to quantity of jism or length
Mary was so hot and she used her mouth so well I achieved Nut Transcendence in no time flat.
by buriedinsounds February 12, 2010
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Numb nuts

Alex: 2+2=5
Melanie:No numb nuts it equals 4!
by Your local Ashley November 25, 2021
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NO NUT NOVEMBER

NNN is where guys cant have any sexual intercourse or anything that would in volve sperm
No nut NOVEMBER is a month for guys
by Lala is gay December 4, 2019
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wang-nut

to throw a stick into the gear box. to make an easy situation or circumstance more complicated than is neccesary.

also to describe a person as an idiot.
"John really wang-nutted up the Brewster account when he included the mandatory car rental clause."

"Mom always said that Mary was something special. Little did we realize she meant Mary is a wang-nut."
by mysterJay June 6, 2009
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devil's nut

The first of orgasms in a given stretch of time. Usually comes about after not having sex or masterbating for a little while. It is specifically the "nut" that comes so fast, you're not to thrilled to be finishing early, and neither is she!

The solution, oddly enough as it goes, is getting rid of that sucker!

The aim is to get rid of the devils nut, once you do it's game on. It could be in the shower before your girl comes over, or you go out. Once in the habit of having sex often this hasty nut should dissapear for a while. If he does pop up, just know the second nut will be better than the first for you and your girl.

Perhaps frequent masterbation helps, apparently it is healthy. But hey sex is good too, actually sex is amazing, just watch out for that little bastard of a nut!

Condoms are good too.
James: eyyy jimmy, heard you banged sarah the other night, how was it kid?

Jimmy: mannn, thank god i got that devil's nut out before she came over, i have her in like 8 positions before i busted. Wheweee!!
by Mad chickenwing December 28, 2014
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