Mexican tool bag

A mexican tool bag is when you are going anal and the girl/boy poops on your "tool" forming a bag over it.

Dud it was so fun when your mom gave me a mexican tool bag last night.

by jamaaly May 6, 2011

Mexican laser tag

When one flicks a cigarette butt at another in attempt to hit them

Zack- “you ever play Mexican laser tag?” *flicks cig at tow truck driver”

by Tabber September 1, 2021

Mexican Conference Call

Putting several phones on speaker mode, and having the overlapping volume from one carry over to the other/s, giving the effect of a conference call.

Yo, Jose, the 3-way call feature on my phone isn't working. Will you help me with a Mexican Conference Call?

by philosorapper27 July 2, 2012

mexican dump cake

When a toilet is clogged with poop and toilet paper, but people keep using it and adding to the poop clog untill it fills the bowl.

What's wrong, Billy? I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Billy: Well, golly I was, but there's already a big 'ol Mexican dump cake in the toilet.

by EpicP May 17, 2018

mexican turtle flap

Not a penis nor a vagina, just a flap of skin

I think that transgender has a Mexican turtle flap.

by LongDongWantsThatGoodPuss June 29, 2017

mexican flat tire

A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.

- John: During the football game, Derek totally gave me mexican flat tire!

by ionix January 23, 2014

Mexican Apple Thief

Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.

I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.

by Slutty Prometheus July 15, 2022