Mikey (J Blige)

Someone who works so damn hard and is so damn good at what they do, it makes you wanna smack yo momma for not having better genetics (and yo poppa, of course).

Maaan, I pulled a Mikey (J Blige) this week, worked 70 hours, finished 4 tracks, cleaned my entire house, filled out my taxes, wrote a newsletter, went out to 3 shows, volunteered at a youth clinic, gave a production lesson, sewed myself some new pants, made my gf dinner, etc. I should probably get some more done.

by heknowsrealhard January 19, 2017

J-Wall

The Moronic Wall That American President Donald J Trump wants to build and make Mexico pay for it.

A J-Wall is pointless and a waste if money!

by the2ndflood January 25, 2017

J

Popular Loner, he knows everyone and everyone knows him, yet he never has one best friend. Comedian, his jokes are natural and he dosnt have to try hard to be funny whatsoever. Does you occasional drug (juul, vape, weed, maybe a lil cocaine) but doesn’t seem to get addicted. Plenty of girls find him attractive yet he’s only looking for that one person that he can spoil and fuck. He’s a hardworking man/boy who is guaranteed to either sell weed or have an actual job. Spends his money on clothes and shoes and his car (constantly pimpin out his ride). He is smart and manipulative, he can get anybody to do what he wants and never have to face the consequences for it.

“Hey yo that’s J, pretty sure he’s a crackhead. Funny dude though”

by Tacocracka04 January 23, 2020

big J

a boy so large that he physically disrupts earth's gravitational rules

"did you see that big J? what a bowling ball."

by welovetoseeit2019 March 26, 2020

J

Anybody with a name starting with J stay away!!!!

Sally: he is such a dickhead

Lucy:what’s his name again
Sally:Jason

Lucy: wait his name starts with j what did you expect

Sally: your right I should have known Jason was a dickhead he

by Dojakitty March 27, 2020

Ball J

To take something that doesn't belong to you
Verb: Steal
Past tense : Ball Jd

1. Why did you Ball j the meat from the soup
2. He ball Jd the beat from him

by Bvv April 8, 2020

Triple J jump

Triple J jump ; Triple is a Nationwide radio station in Australia. They had the idea, if all there listeners JUMP in unison, it should trigger the richter scale.

The Triple J jump was huge, richter scale measures ranged Australia wide. Triple J is Australian Government Funded.

by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020