asscrack sandwich

A sex position in which 2 naked men's hairy asses lay parallel to one another and simultaneously take a large bowel movement, then the 3rd party involved eats it out of the "buns" lengthwise (creating a hamburger bun effect) while piling the goods on their eyes, cheeks, nose, and lips in a slow deliberate motion. The 3rd person then regurgitates the mass and starts the process again, depositing the matter where it originally came from, like mustarding a juicy hotdog.

Damn, Laqueesha gave me and Tyrone an asscrack sandwich last night, shit was lit as a mothafucca.

by hary dicksack March 10, 2017

semi-sandwich

half of a sandwich. semi-sandwiches are usually made by cutting the bread in half, then putting in the other stuff.

person1: I'm hungry but I don't think I could finish a whole sandwich. person2: You should just have a semi-sandwich.

by Jarvis123 August 24, 2009

The Platt Sandwich

When you lather your moob with Nutella and interlock with your girlfriend during sex

You know I had to hit her with the “Platt Sandwich”

The Platt Sandwich has been passed down for generations until this moment, where it can be exposed to the world as a revolutionary sexual technique.

by hogert fargum September 21, 2025

Timothy Sandwich

When you take a nerd nigga and put him between two big titty bad bitches, and let two BBC's go to town on them with the nerd in the middle. The Timothy sandwich is frequently accompanied by condiments such as Ketchup, Mustard, Relish, or Polynesian Sauce, and sometimes Wingstop Lemon Pepper Wings added to the mix to create a nice meal

Michael : Hey man where/s Dequan and Tyrese?
John : They're making a Timothy Sandwich with two bad bitches and that nigga nerd Timothy

by BestBuyGamesReal December 12, 2024

Cock meat sandwich

Wtf are you searching up

Dick chocolate and cock meat sandwiches

by Cjjsksnxkxleoxuxn January 5, 2020

Sandwich with nacho

The best sleeping position ever. 10/10

Charlie: I had the best nap with my gf
Jack: did you do the Sandwich with nacho?!
Charlie:Yh it was amazing

by Pls accept December 22, 2020

Slappin the Sandwich

A slang phrase used by modern teens to describe the act of straight sex.

Dude I totally slappin the sandwich with Peggy the other night. She even let me unload my magazine in her.

Bro that sounds like an epic fluid bonding experience.

by ChknFckr July 16, 2024