eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred

UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.

by secisfun January 26, 2021

bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.

Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."

by Lil241 June 11, 2018

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

I EAT BIG NATE

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

by MemesMemes April 4, 2022

Eat Ass

The sexual act of licking, kissing and sicking someone's ass for the pleasure of one or both parties.

"Yo, that chick Nicki got a nice big booty, and if she let me, I'd eat ass all day!"

by ShaSha83 June 26, 2022

Eating

Baltimore slang to hang out

Everyone’s eating in these streets

by Baltimoredude21 July 14, 2019

Stop eating borsch

Romanian expression used when some start talking bullshits

Romanian boomer: the COVID was developed by Bill Gates
Me: stop eating borsch

by Altexboss August 7, 2020

molecular meat eating marsupial

an female who aggressively performs oral sex on any and every man while pregnant

ellen is quite a molecular meat eating marsupial

by ruhi yazid May 23, 2008