In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Wanna do some dragons?

Easily the best way to lose money in the popular Minecraft minigame Skyblock on the biggest server 'Hypixel'.

Hey, wanna do some dragons?
Nah, I'm brokey.

by Brofel December 17, 2020

Dragonate

A really cool dude that plays a lot of Pokémon

“Oh look there’s dragonate, what a cool dude!”

by Hurtsdonuts15 December 4, 2021

dragon dump

When you have to shit so bad and it splats on the back side of the toilet rim and won’t come off.

Someone took a dragon dump and when I got sick I had to stare at their shit while puking.

by RimskyRinny December 20, 2017

Pocket Dragon

Another name for a lighter

Person 1: “you got a pocket dragon i can borrow?”
Person 2: “a what?”

by okaybuddy420 April 5, 2023

Alaskan Gas Dragon

When a girl queefs inside your mouth and then you proceed to blow rings out of your nose, (you may need to know a vape trick for this part), like a dragon blowing smoke.

My mouth cavity is still soiled from when I did the Alaskan Gas Dragon.

by AlaskanEarthDragon February 10, 2024

dragon

it is believed to be a mythical animal but it actually isnt, the word originates from not that long ago, it has been discovered that the word "dragon" is actually a verb.

Guy 1: Whats dragon?

Guy 2: Dragon deez nuts lol.

by definatelly not you February 13, 2022