debit card daddy

the man of the house who is too broke to be a sugar daddy and too fat to be a splenda daddy.
Usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is.

Don't worry Debit Card Daddy will pay for it.

by Mechanic_wiz November 24, 2015

Daddy Issue Fynn

A Fynn with an addiction to takeaway curry which almost never agrees with their insides, usually accompanied by a Siam which the Fynn referrers to as his pet.
Cannot locate their real father, yet pussy farts at the nickname "Daddy" or "Daddy's big brave soldier"

WILL: I've just caught a wild "Daddy Issue Fynn" I found him in a dark damp room, he's a little chunky...
Nathan: Damn look at that big chungus sheeshhhhh, look at my "Femboy Fynn" doesn't he havethe cutest little maid dress and fluffy tail.

by pussy possum May 21, 2021

Big Daddy Reese

A person so big he makes Tunguska look like a joke.

person 1: Is that Jupiter?

person 2: No thats just Big Daddy Reese.

by WoodChipper420 February 24, 2017

Cream in me daddy

Means when you put sperm inside the pussy.

Will you cream in me daddy?

Yes.

by MatrixShit0330 November 25, 2021

KIM DADDY NAMJOON

kim namjoon giving out daddy vibes, or being hot

I FUCKING LOVE KIM DADDY NAMJOON

by gguksbunnyy June 28, 2021

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN IS MORE POWERFUL THEN 999999999999.99999 NYAN CATS ON FULL VOLUME

AND THE PASTAFARIAN GOD COMBINED!!!!!

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN ALSO REALLY LIKE CHEESE, EATING CATS AND EVERYTIME U EAT A POTATO HE SNIFFS UR HAIR

#DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN IS BEST GOD

by Celticblobfish! October 7, 2018

Daddy's secret recipe

When either your boyfriend or Daddy makes cookies or any number of baked goods using his semen as a substitute for any ingredients. It may also just be added in.

Nathaniel: How did you make these cookies taste so good?
Shaun: It's daddy's secret recipe!

by titiesrule1111111 July 28, 2017