mutual boner

Is when you give dick to a girl you dont care about but feel like she needs to get piped
I gave that give a mutual boner because she was lonely
by Mehfuck September 30, 2018
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Corona Boner

When a government authority or business will go to the extreme and stop at nothing to enforce the coronavirus horseshit.
God dammit, it's a holiday weekend and the campgrounds are closed. Yeah even the forest service got corona boners!
by Dik Hansom September 16, 2020
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by Scrufflorrd June 27, 2023
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boner rivera

The most fire and drippy clothing brand known to man
Damnnnn this Boner Rivera shirt makes me hard!
by Boner Rivera September 10, 2020
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bluetooth boner

when your girl says something that gets you hard from a distance without the need of any touching
her: yeah i’m not wearing panties
you: damn bitch I got a boner from that
her: that a bluetooth boner
by sankton42 April 24, 2022
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Boner jammer

The act of jamming ones boner.
This chick starts talking about her kids on our first date...it turned into a real boner jammer
by MrWafflehead January 15, 2014
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banality boner

unimaginative writing caused by a bloated bland gland
If he had a well-hung imagination he wouldn't inflict of with his banality boners
by Wally Keeler February 08, 2009
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