A Michael Lang is usually a person who enjoys eating ass and doing dumb stunts. A Michael Lang also enjoys having sex anywhere he can, usually somewhere crazy and unheard of like the kicthen counter. He also likes to brag about how large his penis is and shows it off to everyone by sending them videos of his weener
Guy1. Hey did you see michael lang last night?
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop
by purplenurple420 February 4, 2019
Get the Michael Langmug. by lord killer November 25, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. doesnt like being flipped off, goes to bovina transferrin to south hills wears broken ass glasses. cant skate, doesnt play fotnite good, looks like his mama still dresses him. has no friends snapchats dryer than the sahara dessert. says lmao too much. cant roast. needs them eye brows did.,.
by pussygirl123 June 9, 2018
Get the michael isaiah bill rosilesmug. michael is the best boyfriend in the world even tho he is very annoying sometimes, he has a very nice smile and he is very sexy but hes kinda of stupid. i like him a lot
by k_123 November 22, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. 1) A Light skin male who is always late to a meet up then give execuses that doesn't even make any sense.
2) Usually a name of a guy who makes everyone laugh.
2) Usually a name of a guy who makes everyone laugh.
On-a-call:
Ayo, Mike, you were supposed to be here 30 minites ago. What the fuck is going on?
Michael: Sorry, the bus I was supposed to catch blew up...
Ayo, Mike, you were supposed to be here 30 minites ago. What the fuck is going on?
Michael: Sorry, the bus I was supposed to catch blew up...
by Le-me-go September 19, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. by Avangaline July 12, 2018
Get the Reverse Michael Jacksonmug. by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024
Get the Michael Jacksonmug.