thug of war

it is a game where the person who can keep thugging the longest wins, while another dude twerks infront of you.

i wanst able to fight of my urge durinh the thug of war😔

by This is not my real name pls February 16, 2024

Civil war graveyard teeth

When the teeth in a persons mouth resemble the tombstones of a civil war graveyard.

You see that chick, she’s got civil war graveyard teeth. Should invest in some braces.

by Spaghetti Don February 17, 2024

lesbian war wagon

Any Subaru especially a Subaru Forester.

"Dude did you see that dike in the Subaru ? She was on a mission in her Lesbian War Wagon to save someone from being Trumped.

by Sarge1976 February 17, 2024

The Brayen War

On Feb, 10, 2019 a boy named Brayen would gather 400 physios from the deep web, and then proceed to shoot up a school, luckily the students and staff knew that this might've happened so they stocked up on weapons and armour, causing an all out war on that very date. 700+ lives would be taken that day.

Hello class today I'm going to teach you about the Brayen war.

by anonymous February 17, 2024

2023 Israel–Hamas war

The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.

"I support (insert faction here) in the 2023 Israel–Hamas war"

by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024

Short Wars

In the YouTube Shorts part of YouTube they are typically videos under 45 seconds.
Kids attentions spans are decreasing so they quickly swipe down instead of viewing the video.
So, to get more views, channels will show the content of the video, in addition to an extra video, often Subway Surfers of Minecraft Parkour.
Attention Spans still decrease so channels make weirder videos and catch onto weird trends to get views.
The wars are began by shorts becoming worse and worse as they compete with eachother as our attention spans worsen.

A YouTube and his friend are talking.
Youtuber: So I was thinking of doing some Skibidi Toilet and Subway Surfers Videos for Gen A...
Friend: dude, no, don't fall into the Short Wars

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

War

War is described as a homosexual. Gayer than gay. War is homosexuality in its purest form. One can not begin to describe the gayness that is included in war. War dreams of all fat, sad, and ugly men.

What is War like, gay
Gayer than the finest men
Gay boy must be War

"War is soooooooo gay"
"War you like men, dont you?"

by WarisGay March 4, 2024