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hanging sock tits

Phrase used to describe a set of boobs so unattractive that they look like a pair of socks hanging from a clothesline. Hanging sock tits are mostly fat with little breast tissue. The complete opposite of a nice set of tits.
Brenda looks like she has hanging sock tits in that bikini top. Be prepared to vomit if you look at her.
by sciflyer.25 June 16, 2014
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Tits McGee

yellow toothed girl who has abnormally big tits for a 5 foot 1 girl who weighs less than 100 pounds
Tits McGee is the girl you usually hear about sleeping around with 5+ guys at a very young age. she wears tight cloths and camis that make her boobs look even bigger
by MrGiggle October 30, 2007
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Calm your tits

An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation.
Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."

Dave: "Calm your tits, Jim. He's the bartender."
by bassdude726 May 30, 2014
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Bitch Tits

when i guy works out too much and his nipples point down. i could be wrong though
Arnold Swartzenegger (sp) has bitch tits.
by yogurt_fog August 15, 2003
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Giggle-tits

When a person laugh and there tits bounce up and down,used as a nickname.
hey, what up giggle-tits were you been.
jeremy you manga loveing queer your tit shake when you laugh we should call you giggle-tits.
by bid daddy southern July 20, 2009
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Bitch Tits

Bitch Tits is a girl who has a nice rack but is a total bitch.
Guy1 "I met this really hot chik at a bar"
Guy2 "What happened"
Guy1 "She was a total Bitch Tits"
Guy2 "That sucks"
Guy 1 "No I just sliped her some roofies"
by seabass1609 January 19, 2010
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tits to the pits

A female-gendered alternative to the popular male-gendered phrase "balls to the wall," intended to portray a person being hardcore and awesome like a woman going tits to the pits.
President Obama needs to go tits to the pits in the deficit negotiations with Republicans.
by krimbul772 July 13, 2011
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