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Poo-hoo

1. Poo-hoo is where someone butt chugs a Yoo-hoo drink, ie Yoo-hoo enema, and then sharts it all over their partner’s face, chest, &/or genitals. For people who want a brown shower but don’t actually like poo feces.

2. Also for those who want to act out the fantasy of drinking another persons diarrhea straight from the anal spicket, without getting sick from a real foodies.
Brenda: “Poo-hoo, honey, over here! I have explosive diarrheas, and it’s the the kind you can drink”

Todd: “oh yeah Poo-hoo! Give me that caca mudslide!
by BettyYellowSplash August 29, 2025
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Poo

The emotion that you feel when you need to go #2
Person 1: Are you Ok?
Person 2: I'm Poo. I was just at Taco Bell.
by awesomeMB9 July 13, 2024
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Wooly poo

It’s just self explanatory really- that shit between being normal and being the runs, it’s wooly.
by Murryman June 10, 2020
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Deja-Poo

The feeling you get when you've heard that shit before
What Simon Cowell says every year on XFactor = Deja-Poo
by Eos September 22, 2012
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Poo Poo Kacoo

When you're taking a shit and you have that last remaining squares of toilet paper in your hand, suddenly you sneeze into the toilet paper forcing you to wipe your ass with the snotloaded toilet paper.
Tami just went into the bathroom after I used almost all the toilet paper and I heard her sneeze forcing her to give herself a " Poo Poo Kacoo ".
by D_Rizzle_4_Shizzle September 30, 2022
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Poo

There are several types of poo to be produced from your very butt.

LONG HAUL - This is when the feces touches the toilet water before it leaves your ass hole. Therefore this poo is considered to be quite long, and strong not to break in the middle.

TRAIN SPOTTER - This is a poo of many varieties. To start off, a big sausage shape of poo comes out of your very hole, this is like a train. Then lots of droplets of poo are cascaded into the toilet water. This is considered to be the passengers.

DROOPER - This is when the poo seems to dribble out of your backside. Like a muddy waterfall, cascading out of your hole. And this sounds like the rain with stones in.

POUP - This is the most painful of all poos, this is when there is sweetcorn, and nuts deposited in your poo. And on its way out this proves hard to push without the sheer pain of the nuts scratching your tunnel.

FARTY POOP - This is the most noisy of all poos. This normally occurs when you have what is called 'touching cloth' You really need a dump at this point. You sit on the loo, and you push. You are deafened by the sound of the poo pushing its way out and the farting on the way.

I hope this has proven useful and now you can keep a poo diary of what poos you have had.

now go take a very nice poo in the toilet
Excuse me, I have to go poop now. It was your chicken noodle soup, I believe.
by HUNTERWillFindYou December 25, 2017
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poo gooch

Poo- gooch (verb) handstand position in the shower, whilst legs are being spread by 2 willing participants, and a 3rd party pours shampoo in your gooch (frequently used by hockey boys)
“We went in the shower and he poo gooched me” he said grinning ear to ear.
by Dianna poon glampers February 5, 2024
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