A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else
*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb
Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”
Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”
by Emcaz June 27, 2019
Get the I’m a fucking race car drivermug. similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly
by sleepysleepysleepy July 12, 2017
Get the polish car washmug. John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?
Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.
John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.
Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.
John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.
by Dat Nigga Stealy November 18, 2020
Get the starting the carmug. by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022
Get the Car crashmug. Car-ogance law states that whenever cyclists raise valid questions about their safety or discomforts that within three responses car owners will try to bend the topic/discussion about the own responsibility and unsafe behavior of that cyclist.
Example 1:
"Yesterday I got hospitalized because I got doored by a car-owner that opened his door"
"Those damn cyclists should wear a helmet. It is your own fault!"
"You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"
Example 2:
"I don't feel safe on the roads of Amsterdam sharing the road with SUV's."
"Cyclists always run a red light. You should follow the rules."
"You are showing car-ogance and should be aware that other people are also in traffic without a car."
Example 1:
"Yesterday I got hospitalized because I got doored by a car-owner that opened his door"
"Those damn cyclists should wear a helmet. It is your own fault!"
"You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"
Example 2:
"I don't feel safe on the roads of Amsterdam sharing the road with SUV's."
"Cyclists always run a red light. You should follow the rules."
"You are showing car-ogance and should be aware that other people are also in traffic without a car."
"Car-ogance law strikes! You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"
by Maikelonline September 19, 2021
Get the car-ogance lawmug. The little handles in a car above your head that are primarily used by parents telling their kids how bad they are at driving.
by AntisocialPotato July 23, 2017
Get the Car Handholdmug. When your loved one gives you a wet, sloppy zerbert and then blows it dry with a steady stream of breath.
by MoxieB May 3, 2009
Get the car washmug.