"special letter" literature

cliterature: "Steamy" prose or poetry.
eliterature: Writings regarding the "upper crust" in society.
fliterature: Books and magazines about birds and other winged creatures.
glitterature: Printed-matter puffery that's merely "all for show".
sliterature: "How to" publications about careful cutting an incising.

I prefer just run-of-the-mill reading-material; no "special letter" literature for me, thank you very much!

by QuacksO October 4, 2020

Special Forces hot

Hot enough for a guy in Special Forces to want to take home, and then tell his friends about you.

Do I look hot?
Hell ya you look hot.
But do I look special forces hot?
Girl!! You total look hot enough to get used, abused, and thrown out like last weeks trash!
Yes!!!

by Marcus314 July 27, 2015

Ballpark Special

After taking a solid, log-like shit, you stand up and ejaculate on the log in a zig-zag pattern like ketchup on hotdogs at a baseball game.

I put so much effort into dropping that deuce that I wanted to finish it off with a Ballpark Special

by cs1601 June 12, 2024

Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.

Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.

by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023

Steve Job Special

When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.

Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!

by NickTheMacedonian November 27, 2024

The Alver’s Special

A process by which a mill stacker is railed (non sexually) with above average wooden board lengths ranging from 71”-80”. Most often being sent to you by an operator named “Kevin.” (Ps. Board lengths can be shorter than 71” however do not suck as much.)

Man last Wednesday sucked, my operator gave me The Alver’s Special.

by Mill Boy May 26, 2021

Dusky special

The art of punishing the porcelain in your unsuspecting room-mates toilet and proceeding not to flush for at least 24 hours. Also known as 'doing a Jibraan'

Fucking yuck, that's a serious dusky special

by Agb113 February 21, 2021