The Kirk shot

When a bunch of conservative men, that all say they are Charlie Kirk, sit in a circle and masturbate each other until completion at which point they aim at each other's necks, similar to a pearl necklace

"after a long day of watching Fox news and praising Donald Trump for owning the libs me and the rest of the white supremacist like to sit around and give each other the Kirk shot"

by mld1986 December 17, 2025

The President has been shot

When somebody takes such a massive toke that as soon as they exhale they cough with such force that they knock themselves flat on their ass.(Usually happens with the RGB)

B1: I'm going for another hit B2.
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!

by AssPounderMKII October 19, 2008

Shovel-Ready Flu Shot

The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.

Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!

by geekthang November 2, 2012

pink lady in a shot glass

When a female is about to climax due to cunnilingus, reaches up and slaps her partner across the face, then proceeds to climax on said face.

Watch out for that chick, she'll give you a pink lady in a shot glass!

by Qrocks April 24, 2014

Adi's Last Shot

The last shot of alcohol that is biologically feasible

I passed out right after I had Adi's Last Shot last night.

by jpm_crew October 26, 2017

The Lazy Tee Shot

A sex position; the male equivalent of starfishing.

Blade is a lover that won’t get off his back, his favourite position is the lazy tee shot.

by Some jaded lover July 12, 2018

Pass A Jell-O Shot

When a menstruating person passes a heaping glob of uterus that comes out hella chunky and heavy. They look down at this in utter horror and it usually entails demolished panties and lost Hope (PMS). They're rare but deadly when passed. Imagine running a metal fork through Black Cherry Jell-O fifty times to scramble it up before pouring it into a cup; that's the puberty equivalent to this. Bonus Points if you pass one in a Menstrual Cup and you behold your excretion astounded before watching it sludge out into the toilet before rinsing in the sink.

1) "How would you describe periods, but instead of literal blood it comes out chunky and heavy?" "Oh, thats when you Pass A Jell-O Shot! My mom calls it that, it's nasty but that doesn't mean you have anything wrong with you."

2) "JESUS CHRIST THIS LOOKS SO NASTY, I THINK I JUST PASSED A FUCKIN' JELL-O SHOT! UGH!"

3) Claire had only changed her menstrual cup two hours ago, but found herself already feeling a leak in her bottoms. She ran to the bathroom only to find she had Passed a Jell-O Shot in the middle of her date at Applebee's. She survived the sudden uterus bombing with pride as she cleaned the war mess and returned to her booth a beaming survivor; No panties were tossed in shame this night.

by Dr. Huskapella February 24, 2019