Shit Sandwich

Watching the Melbourne Football Club.

I was having a good day but then I watched a Melbourne game and ended up with a shit sandwich served on a silver platter.

by melbournelemons June 30, 2018

Sandwich ass nigga

A person whom is both; Fat and over weight, as well as soft and bitch-made.

That Nigga Liam is a real Sandwich ass Nigga under pressure! I always need to bail him out during matches!

by El Niño VP February 4, 2024

redhead sandwich

The act of a threesome in which two participants have red hair, both in the carpets and the drapes.

Guy 1: "Dude I just had the best sex of my life last night, it was a threesome with 2 ginger twins."
Guy 2: "ah, the old redhead sandwich"

by Danksupplyco April 7, 2021

dirty horseshoe sandwich

A woman lays on her back with a man's dick between her tits while a group of men ejaculate all over her chest.

Tommy and Kelly had to take a shower after a dirty horseshoe sandwich with Tommy's BB buddies.

by WidowMaker71 October 5, 2017

Ham Sandwich

Slang : when a guy prefers white women over women of Colour.

He likes ham sandwiches (white women)

by Do megabytes September 2, 2022

Sandwich

The perfect end all be all of foods. It can be anything you want, PB & J? Yep! Tuna? You Bet! Coleslaw and Pickle? Absolutely! All it requires is 2 slices of bread and something in between.

Troy: I want a sandwich!
Narrator: Troy then procedes to make a Pickle and mustard sandwich because Troy is a waste of air.

by Very Funny Comedian December 10, 2019

hooker sandwich

the act of stacking two or more hookers on top of each other and putting lunch meats in between the hookers.

i was hungry and horny so i made a hooker sandwich

by aidsgirl August 1, 2011