Another way to say diarrhea; you have such bad diarrhea that it is like water, and you can literally force it out, like piss.
Eating all that fried chicken made me piss out my ass.
I've been pissing out my ass for the past 24 hours.
I've been pissing out my ass for the past 24 hours.
by Paul_M_Mason November 12, 2007
Get the piss out my assmug. MBMP, MBMPing or Morning Boner Mangina Pissing is the only alternative to attempting to piss with morning boner and subsequently pissing all over the walls and floor of your bathroom. It is a simple technique, unconventional, but highly effective, wherein you stand with your ass facing the toilet, take your four fingers with your thumb extended upwards at a 90 degree angle, and fold your dick back between your legs as if to create a mangina.
Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.
Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards
Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.
Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards
Example #1:
Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!
Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
Get the Morning Boner Mangina Pissingmug. by Snafu May 22, 2003
Get the sticky white love pissmug. by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
Get the how to piss deakythediscobean offmug. Example
Vince: "You've been in there for a while!"
Nelson: "Heavy night last night, just taking my arse for a piss!"
Vince: "I'll avoid trap two"
Vince: "You've been in there for a while!"
Nelson: "Heavy night last night, just taking my arse for a piss!"
Vince: "I'll avoid trap two"
by ShitDemon January 8, 2015
Get the taking my arse for a pissmug. by sakura_ja July 26, 2010
Get the Wake up and smell the piss.mug. Gianna: if Lizzy actually ever gets a boyfriend I will piss out of my eyes
Sarah: she’s always so encropesis , I doubt it will happen
Sarah: she’s always so encropesis , I doubt it will happen
by swagsistersarah January 28, 2020
Get the piss out of my eyesmug.