redundant can-opener usage

Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.

Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.

by QuacksO December 30, 2021

Mrs. Can

She’s a Can Mrs. Can

Woah it’s Mrs. Can wowie she exists!

by CanChan March 1, 2020

can i party with you

Fuck

Boy: can I party with you?

Girl: Hell yeah!

Boy: you know what I mean?

Girl: fuck?
Boy: yeahhhh

by Lolbaddie July 22, 2017

Of course she can, she's Mona.

This sentence is used when you doubt about someone that can never be doubt of. It is used to make a reference about this person's personality and acts.

Person 1: She can't keep us here forever.
Person 2: Of course she can, she's Mona.

by tom holland stan August 26, 2017

Can of mixed nuts

Rectum full of ejaculate from multiple partners

She won't shit right for a month after letting the entire party leave her a can of mixed nuts

by Kalnadia August 11, 2015

Can

Hot Espãnol

Girls: Wow can is hot and sexy today. Gosh wish we could ve been in bangbros with can and his

hot caliante best friend oguzhan

by Unknown815 November 21, 2021

can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)

girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!

by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021