A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.
I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".
by lowcountrygrits September 22, 2010
Get the Painter's Specialmug. by Catassassin October 10, 2020
Get the texoma specialmug. The Bennett Special originated in Western Massachusetts from a young lad named Hunter. His rizz was so atrocious that it had been researched. It was given the name Bennett special. It is still unknown as to how the rizz would be preformed. All that is known is that Hunter may use the Bennett special, but it may never work.
by akkfsk sff January 22, 2024
Get the bennett specialmug. For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023
Get the Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwichmug. Dilly dally and overpay at the last minute
Person 1: are you planning to join us in Portugal this weekend? We want to plan our stay...
Person 2: I could book now, lock in my flights and help us plan the weekend better... but I am going to wait instead and get a Woodward special
Person 2: I could book now, lock in my flights and help us plan the weekend better... but I am going to wait instead and get a Woodward special
by anony89mous September 1, 2020
Get the Woodward Specialmug. by kittykotty23 February 10, 2025
Get the Jamir specialmug. During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".
"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"
by codynindasprite February 21, 2025
Get the The Dragon Fruit Specialmug.