BILLIONAIRE CRUSH CAN

The Titan submersible Vehicle

The Billionaire Crush Can took the lives of 5 people

by Jpatt February 16, 2025

the worst she can say is no

This is what your friend said to you if you're about to ask your crush to go on a date

Jimmy: C'mon Jacob ask her out, the worst she can say is no!
Jacob: Aight I love Jessica so much this is my Only chance🤞🏿

Jacob:Hey, wanna take a walk in the park together?
Jessica: Ewww, I got a boyfriend and you ugly as fuck go KYS!
Jacob: bro what

by JacobDaSadGuy February 17, 2025

pussy in the can

when niggas act like pussys

man chill with allat pussy in the can ass sh*t

by bigpwaybitch July 27, 2023

I can see when im not wanted

When someone does not feel appriciated in a friend group so leaves, this often occurs in xbox party's

"I can see when im not wanted"
*leaves party*

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

I can not stop twinkling.

The original hero name of Yuga Aoyama from My Hero Academia (also known as Boku no Hero Academia), before Midnight suggested he shorten it to "Can't Stop Twinkling".

Shining Hero: I can not stop twinkling.

by Rhythm Heaven January 27, 2021

fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works

"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"

by Red one... out May 6, 2014

Only hackers can type this

This is basically some Youtube Shorts thing where kids record into an object to make the background dark, use a video editor most likely on a Samang device to add text saying "Only hackers can type this" then add 6 overlapping a 9 or whatever they what to add, and those videos probably get more views than a single short from the Duolingo marketing team, like how?

"oNlY hAcKeRs CaN tYpE tHiS: ⱱ̏"

by φ June 8, 2024