Yoda car

The "yoda car" involves two people who are stripped naked and tied to the front of a two cars (one male and one female). The two cars collide at very fast speeds. this continues until ejactulation.
Mechanic:"what happened to your truck"

Me: "i got a lil freaky last night and tried the "yoda car"
by Orangutanmaestro November 28, 2024
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Missouri car wash

Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind
Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash
by MissouriMann May 23, 2017
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Blows snow all over the car

Mario: The pepperoni bag was cut below the zipper!
Luigi: That blows snow all over the car!
by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 February 26, 2021
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get your ass in the car

Slang for saying don’t do that, or it’s a bad idea
Friend- I wanna get wit my ex

Me- girl, get your ass in the car
by Bigbooty63 March 26, 2022
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An extremely annoying catchphrase said at random times. Even when a conversation is about cars, the catchphrase is still not funny. Used rarely in the United States of America
Friend 1: So why do you like One Direction so much?
Sivan (Friend 2): I'm not obsessed, I just like some of their music.
Annoying Friend: Wait, are we talking about cars?
Sivan (Friend 2): Goshdammit, NO!
Annoying Friend: (Laughs and runs away)
by Dr. Morris Drubenstein-Jackson October 02, 2013
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the girl with the car

The ugliest women in a group of mostly hot women. This women has the car that drive all of the hot women where they need to go. This term is similar to "Grenade" or "Twat Swatter" She also might double as such. Also refer ed as, "the girl who drives."
Guy 1: Damn man, that bitch is ugly.

Guy 2: Yeah, she's the girl with the car.

Guy 3: Where's my whistle?
by cheerleaderloverNSB February 15, 2011
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Phantom Car

This really isn’t a word but more of a term. So when you are walking across the street and you hear a car but there is no car that’s what I call phantom car. The real science behind the term is your hearing cars on a different street go by.
For example say you’re walking with friends or family and you start walking across, but whoever you’re walking with is concerned because they “hear a car” you can just tell them it is phantom car.
by Mickey Mouse <3 April 16, 2022
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