the car mechanic

The car mechanic is a sex position where you put a bitch on a dolly, lather her in motor oil and suck on her blinker fluid (her titty milk) and fuck her in the ass until her pussy starts leaking windshield wiper fluid.

Guy 1: dude! This girl told me she wanted to try the car mechanic

Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro

by HalfPint77 December 27, 2023

extreme car simulator

a game most of you have played as children

y/n : have you ever played Extreme car simulator

someone: no , why

y/n : did you even have a childhood

by cheeznotfound_ July 31, 2021

Bulgarian Car Wash

Takes place in an old world Bulgarian Bath House, when sweating it out a sauana with old bulgarian men, and they rub their sweaty balls up against you.

After my workout I went into the Sauna and ended up with with a wet Bulgarian Car Wash.

by Not only this November 19, 2025

The car ain't running

"The car ain't running" is a term used to describe when somebody's joke is severely unfunny, to the point nobody laughs.
Whenever someone says an unfunny joke, you can say it to tell them that it was not funny.

*Someone tells an unfunny joke*
"Hey bruh, the car ain't running."

by anonymous October 31, 2025

An car

When your project car/vehicle finally reaches drivability.

"Oi mate this nugget Sentra I been working on has finally reached 'an car'"

by Deicide4122 December 4, 2022

Car leap

a car leap man is a man, usually a boyfriend, who is controlling with his girlfriend for no reason. usually insecure of his relationship or jealous, but overly controlling and annoying

friend: “hey wanna go to a kickback party tn? Just me and a few friends?”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap”

by amy montgomery April 6, 2024

Car

An abbreviation for "Carrot", the orange long vegetable thing. Eat it very good .

M: 🅱️OIIIII u gotta eat yo veggies yo! this car fire af yo!!
S: 🅱️EETCCCHH u can't tell me what to do to😭✌️ i aint eatin non of dat car shi gng,,
M: AYO???? BRO IS EPSTEIN💀💀 NICE TRY DIDDY💀💀 ,🅱️ACKGOD HUMBLE HIS GOOFY AHH💀✌️
Pack go: Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone BUTT up! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🫱🫱🫱🫱 🅱️OIIIII sub for more REEEEEEEEE

by PeakRecognizesPeak October 20, 2025