middleschooler metal

metal made by sellout bands like Disturbed or overly angsty metal like Skillet that have songs where the lyrics are ridiculous for the age group they are marketed for (middle schoolers). music generally played by immature or young people to feel angsty to lyrics like "i'm a monster" which make no sense and are for people too stupid to realize that living in the first world is pretty nice most of the time.

when someone puts on Disturbed
"dude that's some shitty music."
"it's middleschooler metal."

middleschooler metal by iruel August 26, 2013

MiddleSchoolization 

To become socially with the times. I.E. texting, iming, use of myspace and facebook become common. Sex, drugs, and alcohol slowly work their way into the picture.

My friend was soo childish in 5th grade, then in 6th, he became more chill. He got a girl and and a blackberry. He had gone through MiddleSchoolization

MiddleSchoolization by Brant Dahoda @ Shen May 22, 2009

Westlake MiddleSchool 

This school is full of whores and fuckboys and the gym favorites. Not to mention all the gay and emo kids. Almost everyone is a stoner and depressed. Oh, and Parker will do anything for you to get detention. This school is complete bullshit. Fuck this school.

"Fuck Westlake MiddleSchool."

Westlake MiddleSchool by ThatOneKidInthatonedress May 6, 2018

hood middleschool 

A small shitty school in Derry, New Hampshire. It is known for holding all the young druggies of Derry. Kids are constantly expelled and suspended for writing on bathroom stalls, or smoking shit in the bathrooms. All the teachers there couldn't care less about there students. There principal Mr Gerefalo is a huge piece of scum and the fakest piece of shit around. Hood is also known for shutting down every fucking winter because of pipe breaks. Because the school is too poor and shitty to fix them it happens every fucking year. Each grade has there own wing where about 240 kids are shoved into one fucking hallway. About 10 fights a day go on in each grade. Kids will come to school high half the time and if they don't they'll leave high because of the supply of pot underneath the bathroom sinks that "no one" knows about. This school is also known for its shitty pep rallies and horrible spirit days. They also offer two languages. Spanish and German. Even though German is a fucking useless language and you will barely learn anything in Spanish. They also have several sports teams but no one would recommend trying out for a team because of the shitty coaches. No team has ever won any title for hood. They also have a giant ass field for sports but its rarely ever used. Overall this school is a waste of space and a shitty building that's falling apart and will take down 520 miserable druggies and 400 dogass teachers.

"hood middleschool fucking sucks"
"Yah I know dude.. Wanna go smoke in the bathroom?"
"Yah there should still be some kush under the sink"

hood middleschool by Angie(; June 30, 2015

Graham middleschool

A place where you are supposed to go learn, but the teachers are to busy yelling at the kids to give to shits about edjucation,

First guy: hey did you go to graham middleschool
Second guy: yeah why
First guy: thats why you are fucking retarded

Graham middleschool by Cockknocker6969 January 8, 2018

Middleschool Volleyball girls

Some of the most judgemental know-it-alls you'll meet. If you're not popular or don't fit into their idea of normal (if you're alternative, a theater kid, or quiet), don't expect to be close friends with them. Usually found in middle school and 6th grade.

Volleyball girl: are you a lesbian?

Person: well actually I'm bi—

Volleyball girl: I knew you were a lesbian!

Person: I... I just said I was bi!

Volleyball girl: but I have a friend who is bi and you don't act like them, therefore you are a lesbian!

Person: I'm done with these Middleschool Volleyball Girls

Middleschool Volleyball girls by TinCan the Trashcan July 7, 2021

middleschoolersphobia 

When one is terrified of middle schoolers (11-14 year olds)

Man- “AHHHHHHHHH 13 YEAR OLD (blocks)
13 yr old- “Damn bros got middleschoolersphobia”

middleschoolersphobia by LOZORD December 8, 2022