J-Virus

Also known as j-Syndrome. When a person In a group leaves for hours at a time with a poor Excuse and no alibi. Later on wanting to be included in other events with the group even though the said person will vanish when plans have been made.

"Hey tom, do you want to go out for sushi later today?" "yea sure let me just take a shower I'll get back to you".6 hours later "hey tom why didn't you pick up when I called"."I got lost on my way to the shower, my bad........Still down to chill though?"....."Sounds like somebody got the

J-Virus".

Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?

>.<

by IliveThatLife October 26, 2013

Peter J Carter

A Brit who identifies as a Fox, that admins trillions of meaningless facebook groups, among which "We use 10 words maximum" is pretty good. Founder and leader of CRACK FOX CULT. He loves children.

Roy: Look! That's Peter J Carter. I love him in every universe.

Peter J Carter: Dolphins don't have legs

by MisfitMe June 7, 2022

j u s i y k i

Cuck ass, toosi ass, coping ass nigga

You a j u s i y k i ass nigga.

by newcribwhodis? October 26, 2025

J-playin

Just playin

You're stupid.
What, asshole?
Relax, I j-playin

by J-player September 25, 2011

J Lee Xone

J Lee Xone is a modern day Billy the Kid mixed with a true savage higher God and warrior Viking. A man whom not only dominates in a man's world but also dominates on the highest rank of leadership . His strength in mind and physical form is no battle anyone wants to go up against. J Lee Xone is also a man who has charm, hes sexy and mysterious. A man who attracts many woman but ONLY has eyes for one.

"Wow girl, did you see that man who just walked by!? He is undoubtedly a J Lee Xone, those men are a dieing breed and hard to come by these days!"

by ta hoe caligurrl💞 July 3, 2024

J-Joshua

A Boy named J-Joshua is a unique person you can find. Knowing him, he's very nice and can be funny most of the day based on what everyone says. Yeah, he can be sassy but it just somewhat collides with his personality so don't take it personal. J-Joshua is a Legendary human being who loves to spend time with friends he accepts. He'll even make sure none of his friends get left behind. But if you try and cross him or ditch him, he'll cuss you out in the Haitian Creole language in every way possible and will make sure your life turns to hell. He can be very loyal to those that really deserve his loyalty. He hates cheaters and liars so if you ever do him wrong, he'll never accept you again no matter what you do. Surely J-Joshua has gone through people who beef with him for absolutely no reason or others, but at the end of the day, he'll fight for those he love. He'll walk through the valley of shadow and death but fear no evil. He can be strong, he can be brave, he is a child and a warrior of God and will let nothing get in the way of his plans for himself and his close ones. You can meet many J-Joshuas but there can be only one that you can call your best friend.

Yoooooo yall see J-Joshua over there? That's twin fr.

We don't gaf but yeah he cool.

by SShadowGodX November 20, 2023

J-hope

The person named j-hope is really a sunshine for every he can make your day bright in a second the reason we call that person sunshine is because his smile is like a sunshine and can make your day brighten like sunshine and also he is your hope.He loves you with his whole heart and can do anything to make you happy he always lies that he is okay when he is not so you don't stress yourself.

J-hope is our sunshine.

by 777luckyourhope December 15, 2021